so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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