i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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