a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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