wrigley field is MILF paradise
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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