Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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(301): View more from Maryland

do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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(816): View more from Missouri

Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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(270): View more from Kentucky

It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night

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(860): View more from Connecticut

once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?

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