his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
how drunk are you?
Several
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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