So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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