so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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