So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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