How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that's an acceptable place to lick
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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