All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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