butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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