That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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