it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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