I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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