At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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