There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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