I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Randomize
