So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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