and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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