Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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