I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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