You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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