I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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