If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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