It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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