two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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