marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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