We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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