just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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