What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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