I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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