i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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