Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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