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omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he fucked my hip out of place.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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