this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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