i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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