Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
where are you?
Hypothermia
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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