Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
