Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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