what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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