i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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