nutella sex= disaster
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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