Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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