Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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