For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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