D3 body, D1 cock
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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