ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
