i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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