All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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